an early bath

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

“so one night we’re in … prague was it? … and jam & i … he thinks he’s The Rock … so we’re in this room in the middle of a hotel … and we break out in a full fight, him and i … i threw him … i took his half-a-body — he’s only half a man — i whipped him off the table, had him on the ground … i jump out of my wheelchair … and we are just wrestling like you wouldn’t believe … i sit on his chest … and i’m beating the crap out of this guy …”

my friend jacqui is the best storyteller i know. full dose tonight.

not featured: clip in which she describes two legless paralympic curling teammates jacking her friend peggy’s prosthetic leg, dragging it to the center of an ice rink and double-teaming it ravenously to a crowd of horrified spectators.